"1-800-SO-TIRED" Tee

Lightweight, lived-in comfort meets wry, late-night humor. This garment-dyed tee drapes with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette and a soft, vintage-wash hand that gets better with each wear. A single-color retro illustration — a rotary phone, sleepy stars and the word “Mother” above a tongue-in-cheek 1-800 number — sits on the chest like a quiet joke only other drained parents understand. Wear it to school pickup, midnight feedings, slow coffee runs, or when you need something comfy and honest to throw on and go. The shirt feels broken-in from day one and holds its shape thanks to thoughtful construction: double-needle seams, tubular knit with no side seams, and a pre-shrunk heavy cotton body. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it’s for people who appreciate soft texture, straightforward durability, and a little deadpan motherhood humor.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed, soft-wash finish
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed, comfortable fit
- Durable double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Pre-shrunk and available in sizes S–4XL; sewn-in label
- Wide color selection (58 colors) and made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean